Be Polite
Vital statistics
Game King of The Hill
For Perry Harris
Location Fort Zancudo, Blaine County
Prerequisites None
Mission Failure Wasted/Busted
Seth dies
Miklos is seen
Rewards Baseball Bat, 100$
Protagonist(s) Miklos Lipton
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Be Polite is a mission in Grand Theft Auto: King of The Hill, given to Miklos Lipton by Perry Harris.


In the barracks, Perry is talking to an unnamed mercenary:

  • Mercenary: *Nervously* No.. Back off, you're scaring me man!
  • Perry: I'm just saying it's perfectly normal..
  • Mercenary: You're crazy, man! You are crazy! *Runs off*
  • Perry: I just said there's other ways to switch on the TV than the remote!

Miklos walks in, almost stumbles on the mercenary, looks at Perry:

  • Perry: Feh. These people! They say I'm crazy. They say I'm out of my mind. They're afraid of me, and y'know, people fear... What they don't UNDERSTAND.
  • Miklos: You sure are good at inventing metaphors of how smart you are and everyone else here is brain-dead.
  • Perry: Hmh. Braindead yes. And ill-mannered as well. And a textbook example of them is Seth Shillis.
  • Miklos: Oh yeah.. I've heard about this guy. He's like a high school popular tough guy. *Mockingly* Has he hurt your feelings?
  • Perry: He's merely an annoyance, that's all. But, nevertheless, he must be taught a lesson. There's a new tough guy in Merryweather and his name is Miklos Lipton. There's no room for Shillis anymore.
  • Miklos: And how am I gonna replace him as the king of the company?
  • Perry: We humiliate him. In a visible place...

Miklos heads to Seth's hang out location. There, he starts executing Perry's humiliation plan: he must sneak into a nearby crane, and with it, lift Seth up in the air. There's some Seth's friends hanging out near the crane, so Miklos gets a chance to use his stealth skills.

After successfully knocking out the enemies, Miklos proceeds to the crane:

  • Miklos: Hm.. Let's see.. Aha! I hope this works. *Pulls switch*
  • Seth: *Gets lift up in the air* Hey.. What the.. AAAH! HELP! For the love of God! Heeeeeeelp! Get me doooo-oo-wnnn! Yaaaaaaaaaaah!!! *Cries* Get me down!

People laugh at Seth.

  • Perry: What did I say? They're all like that. Act so though, but in reality are pusillanimous chickens.
  • Miklos: This all was kinda childish.
  • Perry: But it worked; Seth's fame is down to toilet. Now it's your time to shine. Oh, you're gonna shine alright. Just wait and see. *Walks away*
  • Miklos: What was that supposed to mean?! Argh! Irritating!


  • Monetary Reward: 100 $.
  • New weapon unlocks: Baseball bat
  • New skill: Stealth.


  • Go see if Seth's at his usual hangout
  • Sneak up behind Seth's friends and knock them out. Remain unnoticed
  • Get to the crane
  • Climb up to the crane

Gold Medal Objectives

  • Time - Complete in 5:00
  • Peaceful Predator - Don't kill any of Seth's friends
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