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"It is said that every middle-aged American in the 1960s dreamed of having his body taken to his funeral in a luxurious and elegant car. And now, after more than half a century, when this hearse is sold to everyone, it can be done in no time! Many people will say that it is too late to fulfill the testaments of these bizarre dreamers, and they will be right. After all, during this time, Cardinal has already been used in many other sectors: from "Bleeder" burgers delivering to filming in Vinewood Zombie...."