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Max: "Shit, man. Things are getting rough this weekend. The pigs are going to look at my weed garden in about two hours... no wait... shit. Five minutes, false alarm! Here's a flamethrower - use this bad boy to fry the weeds."
Mark: "Garden, huh? Why didn't you hire your wife to do it?"
Max: "Fuck no, man! She rather belongs in the kitchen - always washing the dishes and doing the dirty laundry. Plus, she's too much of a wuss to handle weapons like this."

Flamethrower Frenzy is the ninth story mission of Grand Theft Auto: Life of Crime.

Unlocks: Logging Off

Unlocked by: Taxi Madness

Reward: $500

Mission Description

Some of Max's neighbors has called the police about his weed garden, so the SCPD are going to take a look at it in two hours. Panicking, he hires Mark to burn it all with a flamethrower before the police arrives.

Walkthrough

You have five minutes to torch the weeds with the flamethrower. While you're at it, a couple of News van's will arrive to do a news report. Because Max wants to avoid "maximum embarrassment", the player must kill the reporters that come by.

After you are done, a News Chopper will arrive. Max provides Mark with an RPG, so he proceeds to blow it up.

Objections

  • Go to the backyard.
  • Toast the weeds with your flamethrower.
  • Stop the news reporters.
  • Destroy the News Chopper with your rocket launcher.

Post-Mission Phone Call

Mark: Hey, Max, got any jobs for me?

Max: You fucking... SON OF A BITCH! I was in Angry Parakeets... ONE MORE FUCKING PIG LEFT TO KILL, AND MY BLOODY PHONE RINGED! MY PARAKEET WAS SENT FLYING TO SHIT DIRECTIONS! ...Fuck you, man. Fuck you.

Mark: I'm glad to see you, too! Excessive swearing today, eh? You excited 'bout something, or what? Guess I'm ending this call now.

Max: NO, WAIT! I just realized it's you, Mark. Come over to my house, kid. I need to talk to you about something. I'll see you soon.

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