Max: My wife thinks I'm an asshole, and a big lazy slouch. She also keeps begging for The Scream. Yes, The-motherfucking-Scream. I need you to steal it from Pineville Painting Museum, fast!"

Mark: "Disgraceful how women hate you. Why's that?"

Max: "I don't know, at the top of my damn head. Now go steal that painting, ya counterfeit gangster."

Grand Theft Painting is the fifteenth story mission in Grand Theft Auto: Life of Crime.

Unlocks: Town Tour

Unlocked by: See No Evil

Reward: $1,500

Note: This mission can only be started from between 10:00 PM and 6:00 AM.

Mission Description

Max's wife thinks her husband is an "asshole". Not only that, but she has been constantly begging for The Scream painting, so he orders Mark to steal one from Pineville Painting Museum.


Head to the Pineville Painting Museum quickly before it opens. Upon arrival, get inside and head upstairs. It's recomended you crouch down, so you won't alert the security guards. Steal the painting, and stash it into the bag. Upon stealing it, a three star wanted level will be attained. Lose the police, and try to stay out of trouble.

Now go deliver the painting to Max's apartment, and the mission will be finished.


  • Go to the museum before opening hours.
  • Exit your vehicle.
  • Get inside the museum and go upstairs.
  • Steal the painting.
  • The cops have been alerted; lose your wanted level.
  • Drive back to the apartment.


  • The mission title is an obvious reference to the Grand Theft Auto franchise.
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