Impotent Insects is a Finnish rock band featured in Los Santos Chronicles - Deadly Discords and Grand Theft Auto: Last Stand.
Description[]
Impotent Insects is a rising force in the music industry, hailing from Finland. Their sound blends elements of rock and metal, earning them a growing fanbase. The band is managed by Lolek Goldblum.
Members[]
- Sauli Kivi - Lead vocalist
- Mauri McVile - Guitar
- Lauri Anderson - Bass
- Pauli Järvi - Drums
Albums[]
- Suck it, Fuck it, Rock it (2009)
- The Amazing Shark Wizards of Planet XXX (2011)
- Bigger Than The Beatles (2013)
- Favor For Wellbeing (2021)
Events in Los Santos Chronicles[]
Christian Bell is organizing a massive rock concert to pay off his debts, and Lolek Goldblum secures a spot for Impotent Insects to perform.
The band arrives in San Fierro and, while traveling to Los Santos, they take a break at a bar in Sandy Shores. After getting drunk, they unwittingly provoke the Drebin Family, a local biker gang. The night spirals out of control, and the next thing they know, they wake up in various predicaments, some captured by enraged criminals, one sold to an eccentric millionaire, and one even tied to a cross atop a church.
Lolek manages to contact Bell, who quickly sends his assistant, Penelope Cash, to clean up the mess. As time passes, clues about the band members' whereabouts emerge, and Penelope sets out to rescue them one by one.
With the Impotent Insects finally back together, preparations for the big concert begin. However, a looming threat emerges. Someone is trying to sabotage the event and has even sent death threats to the band. The culprit is revealed to be Waylon Rosenthal, Christian Bell's corrupt and power-hungry treasurer.
Despite the danger, the concert goes on as planned. As the Insects take the stage, Rosenthal’s hired goons launch an attack, aiming to kill the band and shut down the event. However, Penelope once again steps in, thwarting the ambush and ensuring the show goes on.
With the concert a massive success, Lolek and the Impotent Insects make a swift exit, leaving the country before any more chaos can catch up to them.
Events after Los Santos Chronicles[]
After the Impotent Insects left the USA, they spent three months resting in Finland before their scheduled concert in Zagreb. However, just three weeks into their break, frontman Sauli Kivi found himself at the center of a legal controversy, accused of chargeback fraud.
Despite the initial charges, the case was quickly dropped due to lack of evidence and the revelation that an "Imposter" was responsible for the "attempt".
Mission Appearances[]
Deadly Discords[]
- Lost Boys (Sauli only)
- Dial T For Trouble (Sauli and Pauli only)
- Hole In One (Sauli, Pauli and Lauri only)
- Perdido
- Band Management (Bosses)
- Haters Gonna Hate (Bosses)
- No Encores (Bosses)
- Departure Time
Influence[]
The Impotent Insects are based on various rock bands, primarily Finnish ones. Their pagan metal style and other influences are heavily inspired by Moonsorrow, a Finnish rock band. Additionally, the Impotent Insects' lyrics draw inspiration from Catalan myths and legends, much like how Moonsorrow incorporates Finnish mythology into their lyrics.
The concert in Last Stand is somewhat similar to a Devilstone Open Air heavy metal festival.