Quiet Like A Ham
Vital statistics
Game King of The Hill
For Alan Nazarian
Location Nazarian Residence, Downtown Los Santos
Prerequisites None
Mission Failure Wasted/Busted
truck is destroyed
Rewards 5000$
Protagonist(s) Miklos Lipton
Previous Next
Attack on Triad Crouching Triad, Hidden Lipton
(If Hide and Seek is completed
Miklos: "Alrighty, I'll get to their slaughter house"
Alan: "Yes, and remember to be sneaky and quiet... like.. a ham."
Miklos Lipton and Alan Nazarian

Quiet Like A Ham is a mission in Grand Theft Auto: King of The Hill given to Miklos Lipton by Alan Nazarian.


After Miklos' latest job for Alan and a suspicious phone call, Miklos comes back to the Nazarian residence. Alan is not in the greatest mood; Ukrainian Mafiya soldier Hugo Yacksley witnessed Miklos stealing their truck and knowing he and Alan are working together, is about to reveal it to the Triads in a meeting arranged in Triad owned slaughter house.

To prevent this, Miklos must get to the slaughter house and silence Yacksley. Sneaking through the factory without being noticed, he finds the Ukrainian soldier, but before he take cover and listening chat between Underboss Lloyd, Capo Aleksandr and Soldier Hugo later Lloyd and Aleksandr going outside but Yacksley stay inside and Miklos kills him (sneakily, of course), and leaves throught skylight.

The threat is over, but how long can Miklos continue weakening the Triads without revealing himself?


  • Monetary Reward: 5000$


  • Get to the slaughter house
  • Sneak through the factory - Remain unnoticed
  • Find Hugo Yacksley
  • Silence Yacksley
  • Find Albina Anastas
  • Kill Anastas and all of his men
  • Exit through the skylight
  • Leave the area

Gold Medal Objectives

  • Time - Complete in 5:00
  • Shhh - Kill Yacksley with silenced pistol
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