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"Something smells fishy around here... It reeks..."
―Mark after dumping a taxi into the sea
Taxi Madness is the eighth story mission in Grand Theft Auto: Life of Crime.

Unlocks: Flamethrower Frenzy

Unlocked by: Burn, Baby, Burn!

Reward: $500

Mission Description

Jack is irritated because taxis all over the city won't give him any rides, so he orders Mark to dump at least three cabs into the ocean.

Walkthrough

This mission is timed: you have 3 minutes 15 seconds to jack a taxi. The mission goes on and on, steal a taxi, drive to a jetty, and bailout to let it sink. The last taxi will be a bit difficult to steal: it might shoot the protagonist and could yank you out of the vehicle once you steal it.

The mission will fail if the time has passed and the taxi drivers arrived at their location.

Objectives

  • Steal one of the taxis.
  • Dump this taxi into the ocean.
  • Bail out!
  • Steal either of the two remaining taxis.
  • Dump this taxi into the ocean.
  • Bail out!
  • Steal the last taxi. The taxi driver is feeling trigger happy.
  • Dump this taxi into the ocean.
  • Bail out!