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Intro

  • KATRINA: Blake? I thought you said you'd be here. Where the fuck are you?
  • KATRINA SEES A SUSPICIOUS NOTE, STARTS READING IT.
  • KATRINA: 私たちはあなたの夫を持っています。あなたは彼が生きているのを見たいのです、あなたは私たちに降伏します。心配しないでください、私たちはあなたに優しくします。 (Watashitachi wa anata no otto o motte imasu. Anata wa kare ga ikite iru no o mitai nodesu, anata wa watashitachi ni kōfuku shimasu. Shinpaishinaidekudasai, watashitachi wa anata ni yasashiku shimasu./We have your husband. If you want to see him alive, you will surrender to us. Don't worry, we will be gentle with you.) JÆVEL! (MOTHERFUCKER!) JÆVLAR FÆN (FUCKING FUCK!)!
  • KATRINA PULLS OUT PHONE AND CALLS VOLODYMYR
  • VOLODYMYR: Hello?
  • KATRINA: SHIT! SHIT SHIT SHIT!
  • VOLODYMYR: Holy shit! Calm down Katrina, speak! What's going on?
  • KATRINA: They've got Blake!
  • VOLODYMYR GOES SILENT BRIEFLY
  • VOLODYMYR: Ce ti "Smerť Broďjahy" chujla, ja prypuskaju. Ale ne chvyľujśa, u mene ě rišenňa. (It's those Vagabond Death bastards I presume. But don't worry, I have a solution.)
  • KATRINA: Jake v bisa rišenňa? (What fucking solution?)
  • VOLODYMYR: Prohrama, jaku ja zbyrajuśa vstanovyty na tvoj telefon. (The app I'm about to put on your phone.)
  • KATRINA: Ščo vono robyť? (What does it do?)
  • VOLODYMYR: Ty možeš vykorystovyvat i joho dĺa vidsteženňa slabych padiosygnaliv ščo vid mikroschemy Blake'a. (Tou can use it to track the weak radio signals from Blake's chip.)
  • TRACKIFY APP RECEIVED

SWITCH 1

  • BLAKE: 私を解放してください、あなたは膣です! (Watashi o kaihō shite kudadai, anata wa chitsudesu!/Release me, you cunts!)
  • CHŪO: 私はこれを長い間待っていました。あなたは私がただあきらめて立ち去ることを期待していますか?バスタードを殺せ! (Watashi wa kore o nagaiai matte imashita. Anata wa watashi ga tada akiramete tachisaru koto o kitai shite imasu ka? BASUTĀDO O KOROSE!/I've been waiting a long time for this. Do you just expect me to give up and walk away? KILL THE BASTARD!)
  • BLAKE: やめろう!あなたとあなたの愚かなチームは、私があなたの言語を話せることに本当に気づいていませんか?中央、あなたの言っていることがわかります。あなたは私を殺すことはできません、あなたがそうするならば、あなたは死ぬでしょう、そしてあなたは死にたいですか? (Yamero! Anata to anata no orokana chīmu wa, watashi ga anata no gengo o hanaseru koto ni hontōni kidzuite imasen ka? Chūō, anata no itte iru koto ga wakarimasu. Anata wa watashi o korosu koto wa dekimasen, anata ga sō surunaraba, anata wa shinudeshou, soshite anata wa shinitaidesu ka?/Fuck you! Do you and your crackheaded team really not realize that I can speak your language? I know what you're saying, Chūo. You idiots can't kill me, you'll die if you do, and do you want to die?)

GAMEPLAY 1

  • KATRINA ENTERS CAR AND LAUNCHES TRACKIFY. TRACKIFY IMMEDIATELY LOCKS ON TO WHAT IS PRESUMABLY BLAKE'S CHIP.
  • KATRINA: Wow, it actually works? Well I ain't surprised.
  • PHONE RINGS
  • JOHN: Ey, Katrina, I was tryna call Blake but he ain't responding. What's up with that?
  • KATRINA: I don't know what's up with that, I'm going to find out. He just fucking vanished. Me and Volodymyr assumed it was Vagabond Death.
  • JOHN: Who?
  • KATRINA: Some fucking lowlifes who want us dead for no reason.
  • JOHN: Oh, those cunts. Anyways, wish y'all good luck killing them.
  • KATRINA: Thanks.
  • KATRINA HANGS UP
  • TRACKIFY STARTS BEEPING FASTER
  • KATRINA: Guess this is the place. Don't worry Blake, I'm here, and these fuckers are going to die. Every last one of them.
  • KATRINA PULLS OUT HI-POWER PHASER RIFLE
  • VAGABOND THUG 1: Oh shit! It's her!
  • KATRINA: FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU!!
  • KATRINA PROCEEDS TO KILL VAGABOND THUG 1 AND VAGABOND THUG 2
  • KATRINA: Blake I'm coming! Hold on!
  • VIOLENT GUNFIGHT BREAKS OUT BETWEEN KATRINA AND 50 VAGABOND DEATH THUGS, CHŪO FLIPS SWITCH TO SEND BLAKE INTO MEAT GRINDER.
  • BLAKE: Ai vittu! (Oh fuck!)
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